THE A-TRAIN RANT 2.0!

Time now for another great rant from the A-Train and it goes a little something like this…

(Clears throat)

  1. RGIII is a beast! That’s tough luck for the Rams (PLEASE prove me wrong St. Louis, PLEASE!)
  2. Jay Cutler just needs to shut the HELL up and play some football. BEARS FANS YOU CAN THANK ME LATER.
  3. Dwight Howard will be a hinder the L.A. Lakers…which means no championship for DH12…don’t believe me, ask James Worthy.
  4. The Mizzou Tigers might get only 1 win in the next three weeks…and I’m a Tiger fan.
  5. If the St. Louis Cardinals continue to keep playing so pitiful (yeah even the 2-1 win was pitiful…yet helpful), the Atlanta Braves will have a good laugh and sweet revenge. Trust me…they have not forgotten about last season.
  6. THE WASHINGTON NATIONALS ARE PURE IDIOTS! PURE IDIOTS! You have a top pitcher in Stephen Strasburg and say…”Well, let’s shut him down for the season. Don’t mess up that golden arm.” Manager Davey Johnson seriously doesn’t believe in this theory. He just fooling people that he is for this. Either way, I hope they get swept in the division series.
  7. Gary Bettman and David Stern are the dumbest commissioners in the four major sports.
  8. Bud Selig and Roger Goodell (BELIEVE IT OR NOT) are the smartest commissioners. Sad part…I can’t stand any of them, yet I’m stuck with them. A friend of mine is going to love these previous two statements. I can feel it. **Kanye shrug**
  9. I still have hope for the Baltimore Orioles winning the AL East…baseball needs a true shakeup and Baltimore is it. Hey, it’s going to happen in Boston, except in a bad and negative way.
  10. If replacement refs are keeping the NFL afloat, then just take it and leave them alone. It could be worse, no refs, no NFL games. SO BE THANKFUL.
  11. So Jim Calhoun retires…I wish the best for him. 29 seasons, 3 national championships…a good legacy for the most. Now, the stuff behind the scenes that were not so great, is between him, the University of Connecticut, the NCAA and God. Well…good luck to Kevin Ollie. But seriously though, a one-year trial??? He only gets one year to prove himself…C’mon man!
  12. As a sports gamer (person who plays sports video games for slow ones) I like EA Sports…BUT if they dare put out NBA Live 13 this fall, they should never make basketball video games again. IT’S ATROCIOUS, IT’S AN ABOMINATION TO FANS! Plus, that interview w/ the Live engineer…FORGET IT, I REFUSE TO DO IT, don’t ask why. Thanks.
  13. Speaking to EA Sports games…this is directed to EA Sports: If you know how to make good football games, WHY DO YOU KEEP COMING UP SHORT ON BASKETBALL, WHY? ASK YOURSELVES THAT, PLEASE! IT’S A DAMN SHAME!
  14. On a lighter note, shoutout to Derrick Rose of the Chicago Bulls…I’ll let you see it for yourself. He’s a class act in my opinion. More athletes need to be humble. REAL TALK. Here you go: http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-ball-dont-lie/derrick-rose-breaks-down-tears-shoe-company-product-130215847–nba.html
  15. UPDATE: Good to hear that Jerry “The King” Lawler is back after having a heart attack on last Monday’s LIVE Raw broadcast. The thing I don’t like is that the doctors that treated him said…HE CAN WRESTLE AGAIN? You’re serious? King, listen. You have had a storied career, but it’s really time to hang it up. Go back to the announcer’s table and stay there. GLUED TO THE SEAT! THANK YOU!

After that, I’m spent. Good day, folks.

The A-Train

Engine Joe Says…

And now I present to YOU the fans, an illustrious gentleman who I have known for about 18 years now and he definitely gets his point across the best way possible. If you can’t understand what he says, you never will. This is all from his mind, his heart and his writing. Ladies and gents, I present to YOU…ENGINE JOE with “Engine Joe Says!”

On First Take yesterday, Stephen A. Smith and Skip Bayless virtually echoed my sentiments on the Chad Johnson scenario that I shared with Blaqk Walker via text. From Chad’s stainless NFL track record in off the field conduct, his good character and volatility in his brief, whirlwind marriage with his in well-spirited, in-your-face, neck rolling, finger-popping, knock a b*%#h out, at times antagonistic, flame- spitting Basketball Wives star Evelyn. As, well as the impetuousness of Dolphins coach Joe Philbin pink slipping Chad without ascertaining all the facts to corroborate if the abuse allegations against Chad are true.

I get why Philbin did what he did. Miami is coming off an awful, trashbag season and he’s trying to change the culture of the team. The Dolphins also have some impressionable young players too who I’m sure Philbin doesn’t want contaminated. However, it’s painfully obvious Philbin doesn’t like Chad and had it in for the six-time Pro Bowler from genesis. 

While it’s an egregious allegation that should be taken seriously I still think it was kind of premature, reactionary suckboy move and unprofessional by Philbin to not at least give Chad the chance to explicate himself before releasing him. Yes, Chad has a prior domestic abuse offense for which he had to go to anger management in college. However, that was 12 years ago and there will be no other assault incidents. It’s a major deviation from his character. None of us were there and it’s a classic he said, she said situation. However, Philbin could have at least waited for the specifics to be released to either validate Evelyn’s claims or exonerate Chad of the charges. Philbin is already starting to receive some backlash from his vets on his team like Karlos Dansby. 

Hopefully Chad gets swooped up by some organization and has the opportunity to revitalize his career with singular focus, motivation and devotion. 

But when it comes to domestic disputes that escalate and get too animus and contentious and border on the edge of physicality, my motto as a dude is one thing: GET THE HELL OUTTA THERE!!! Nothing good can ever come out of hostile war of words that becomes physical for a man. I never espouse a man putting his hands on a woman outside of physical endangerment in which serious injury, a man’s life is at risk, or mortal injury could occur. 

Outside of that extreme scenario, it’s cowardly, hoe-poppish, inexplicable and unacceptable under any circumstances for a man to assault or whoop a woman’s head. Which is why as a man if you see it getting to the point where a prizefight could crack off you have to have the foresight and be cognizant enough to get da hell outta there before it happens. EVEN IF YOU ARE INNOCENT!! The invariable ending to that scenario every time is a dude walking with his head down and hands behind his back in cuffs being escorted to the police squad car. Whenever a spat gets that heated don’t imperil yourself. Do like Ghostface Killah said and “RUN! BUCK THAT! RUN! COPS GOT GUNZ!!! Trill words, dunny.

ENGINE JOE